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Wanda avatar Hello everyone, I'm Wanda and I'm delighted to be this week's host On The Couch with Nellie, Wanda and Maya! We’re the brand ambassadors for Flat Out Footwear, and we get together weekly to talk about life, the universe and shoes of course! Also, we style an outfit with a pair of shoes from the Flat Out Footwear range.  

Nellie avatar Hi all, Nellie here - hope you've had a lovely week! 

Maya avatar Hey there - I'm Maya, and it's great to be back :)

Wanda avatar Ok, so just for you Nel, I've decided to talk about something orchid! 

Nellie avatar Do you mean awkward?

Wanda avatar Indeed I do - please excuse my malapropism.  

Nellie avatar Your what?

Wanda avatar A malapropism is the unintentional and often hilarious use of a word in place of a similar-sounding one.

Nellie avatar Ok!

Maya avatar Oh yes right - like ‘I want to be effluent mum!’, ‘You are effluent Kimmy’ ha ha ;)

Wanda avatar Ha yes, Kath and Kim were notorious for their malapropisms - which they practised with serial monotony.

Nellie avatar Ok I'm onboard now - it's like the time Tony Abbott substituted "suppository" for "repository"!

Maya avatar Oh yes that was classic ha ha :) Well done Nellie :)

Nellie avatar It's not rocket fuel!

Maya avatar You're on a pole ;)

Wanda avatar While we're on the topic of Prime Ministers, they seem to be stuck in the revolting doors don't they.

Maya avatar Yes, it's a tough job being a civil serpent ;)

Nellie avatar You could have knocked Peter Dutton over with a fender!

Maya avatar He's got his head between his tail :)

Wanda avatar It will take time to restore chaos and order.

Maya avatar What are you incinerating?

Wanda avatar It's created dysentery among the ranks.

Nellie avatar They need to stop flamingo dancing on the merry-go-round!

Maya avatar We've gone off on a bit of a tandem ;)

Nellie avatar Patience is a virgin!

Wanda avatar Let's get back to brass roots and hand over to Nel to talk about those gorgeous floral shoes.

Maya avatar Oh Wanda I didn't realise how funny you are. I always think of you as the serious one!

Wanda avatar You may have miscalculated me.

Nellie avatar Ok, so this week I have again chosen from the 3D Printed Oxfords range - I can't get enough of that range. There are so many colors and designs to choose from, and they are fun and unique. This week I have gone with a Floral 3D Printed Oxford, with a gorgeous emerald green as the dominant color. I've teamed it with a watermelon dress for a splash of block color, and added a light denim jacket and a navy bag. I love color and pretty dresses, and I'd wear this outfit just about anywhere.

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 Wanda avatar They are very pretty shoes Nel, and the green print with the solid watermelon work so well together. 

Maya avatar I love how you pull together colorful outfits Nellie :) 

Nellie avatar Thank you ladies. With Spring just a few days away and the better weather and blossoming trees - these shoes seemed perfect!

Wanda avatar Absolutely and on that note it's time to say goodbye for now. Remember the world is your lobster.

Signatures of Wanda, Nellie and Maya

(Author’s note: the characters of Nellie, Wanda and Maya portrayed in this blog are fictitious - and have been created for the purpose of providing entertainment, and Flat Out Footwear product related information).


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